THIS IS A TEST!
The Horrors Persist, LOL
Heads up, cosmic rebels, Mercury turns Retrograde on March 15, and I’m calling it “Mercury in Gatorade” because things are about to get slippery and wild. This is a cosmic rollercoaster, and we’re all strapped in.
March 14: This is the Golden Moment. Right out of the gate, Mercury cozies up to the Sun in a rare “Cazimi” moment. Think of it as a power-up, like the Sun handing Mercury a golden sword. Our minds sharpen, decisions gleam, and we get a warrior-like clarity. It’s the day to choose for yourself, step into your power, and lead like you’ve always dreamed. You’re the one you’ve been waiting for. Own it.
But hold the reins, and don’t charge too hard yet. Retrograde can still tangle the chariot wheels and cause delays, misfires, or tech glitches. The battle’s not won ‘til April 7, when Mercury straightens out. Pace yourself.
Mercury’s playing Hermes the Trickster, zigzagging between fiery Aries (9°) and dreamy Pisces (26°). On March 29, it’s an alchemical shift. Our minds go from sharp and sassy to soft and intuitive. That snappy comeback? It might turn into an “oops, sorry” instead. Roll with it.
Survival Tips
• Watch Your Words: Mercury’s quick tongue can sting. Don’t take it personally if plans flop.
• Redirect: Stuck? Pivot instead of pushing.
• Release & Reset: Let go of what’s not working; this is your cosmic do-over.
Pair this with the energy of the blood moon (March 13-14), and you have a double dose of transformation. Stay sharp, stay flexible, and lead with your heart.
Blood Moon Reflections: March 13-14, 2025. As the moon turns red in Virgo’s shadow this Thursday night into Friday, we’re gifted a cosmic reset, a total lunar eclipse pulsing with endings and beginnings. This is your higher self’s call to release what weighs you down and realign with your most authentic self. I pulled from the Amenti Oracle for clarity:
• I Do Good: A reminder to act from love, even in the dark.
• I Achieve With Integrity: Success means staying true, no shortcuts.
• I Remain in Balance With My Emotions: The eclipse stirs the depths, but equilibrium is my anchor.
Virgo’s earthy wisdom urges us to purify habits, hearts, and all. With Venus and Mercury retrogrades swirling nearby, it’s a time to reflect, not rush. Please write what you’re ready to shed, burn it under the red moon (safely!), and step into spring. How will you honor this shift?
And in the backdrop, Saturn’s “dying” represents a beautiful opportunity for rebirth, fueled by Aries energy. Think “FIRE” and power. It is the perfect time to refine or completely revamp things that don’t serve you or drain your energy. The “Blood Moon” in Virgo supports it. I know it confuses newcomers, so keeping it simple is the goal. And for your comedic pleasure, I give you the gift of laughter!
Thank you for the post and memes 😆😂. Happy Full Moon 🌕 🌕